Christina Ricci is in need of an Epilady after Bel Ami

Christian Ricci was on Graham Norton show in the UK today. When asked about her role as Clotilde in Bel Ami, Ricci reported that Robert Pattinson has perfect skin and is as gorgeous in real life as he is on the silver screen. Duh! 😉 One thing we WERE NOT prepared to learn was how “method” Ms. Ricci got in her preparations to accurately portray a woman of stature in 1890s Paris, France. Christina told Graham Norton that she has not shaved her armpits since January 15th because “women back then didn’t shave.”

Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina! Oh wait...

So, let me get this straight. Rob felt it was OK to forgo the period-correct and true-to-the-book twisty-ended mustache for Georges, the entire cast will speak in an English accent instead of a French accent (or actually in French like French people, yanno, tend to do), but Christina decided she needed to grow out the hair on her pits?! Gross! Let’s pray that the sexy sex scenes with Clotilde and Georges are tight shots of bodies rockin’.

Dear Mr. Editor, please only use shots where her naked arms remain in the down position the entire time!

Dear Christina, love you, mean it, but hairy pits will totally ruin a steamy sex scene with RPATTZ.

What do y’all think about it?

Thanks, I guess, to RobPattzNews for the tip. 😛 And thanks to Binzmac for the pit pic. 🙂

  • RobsButtonsBabe

    LMFAOOOOO you crack me the fuck up!

    • hehe i’m laughing at that pic so hard. a reader sent me that hairy pit pic. i guess if she was embarrassed about it she wouldn’t have talked about it on a BBC international program, right?!

  • aw man that is raunchy!! XP

  • Shae

    I agree!! Hairy pits are fail!! Ewwie that will soooo make the sexiness factor of their love scenes plummet if those babies come out in full effect. Gross…

  • Laís Tavares

    Probably Christina was making a joke (LOL). Her character is a little crazy chick.

  • passionsons flower

    Yuck!!! Gag me with a spoon!!!

  • Tyderium

    No, hairy pits can’t ruin a Rob sex scene. The fiery pits of Hell couldn’t run a Rob sex scene! If Rob’s in it, and their sex involved, it’s WIN.

    • AprylRansom

      AMEN!!

      • I would even volunteer to be the hair in the armpit for the sex scene!

  • Lovethepretty

    I have to give her credit as I would not be doing a sex scene with Rob with hairy armpits. I only wish I was doing a sex scene with him. But Rob will be smokin’ hot no matter what.

  • Maguilita

    *breaths in, breaths out*…
    “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina! Oh wait…”… O.o… Oh!!!!! You mean she has got to be a wh… O.O…

    “Dear Christina, love you, mean it, but hairy pits will totally ruin a steamy sex scene with RPATTZ.”… No way!… He’ll make the scene look utterly hot, no matter how much hair is on it… Mostly if it’s his hair, all messed up, she pulling it… and now you lost me… 😛

    This post cracked me up!… Serious laugh!… 😀

  • rpblc30

    hahahahhahahaha the funniest post ever! lov it u guys!

  • BR549

    I was wondering about the accent. Now I know! And I vote a big NO to the pit hair.

  • Beth

    Ewwwwwwww! Eye bleach, please. That could potentially ruin the visuals for me. *gag* Maybe there was a hair quota, like they told Christina and Rob to play Rock, Paper, Scissors for who gets the superfluous hair. Blech.

  • lol i just got a vision: in the sex scene georges could seduce clotilde by licking her armpit hair!! XD
    “mmm clotilde, i love it when you don’t shave…”
    “mmm lick my armpit hair again. please georges, mooooore..”
    “with pleasure, clotilde”

  • kphrase

    God I hope Christina was kidding… Talk about Method acting or realistic portrayals taken to the extreme!

  • femroc

    Ewwwwwww! There is just no reason to be THAT real…….especially in loves scenes with Rob……..that will really ruin it if we have to be subjected to that hairy pit.
    gross.

  • Omg thats hularious no matter if they show the hairy armpits or not its still goin to be a hot scene

  • Leslie

    I think it’s ok. It’s true, in 18xx every women have hairs. And I think the love scenes will be perfect, the director know what he do. 😉

    Leslie from France

  • Leslie

    But I don’t know maybe it’s the POV of the French people, it’s not a problem. Like sex which is not a taboo here.

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  • Buster Ballbreaker

    I can’t wait to see them